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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
 |  Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:03 pm | |
| What did pirate say on his 80th birthday?
- Aye, matey! |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:32 am | |
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Blake9501
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 415
Join date : 2014-03-15
Age : 23
Location : York, PA
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:25 am | |
| Yo mama so fat that when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven. |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Sun Oct 19, 2014 10:32 pm | |
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IndigoChildPsychic
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 515
Join date : 2014-04-09
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:38 am | |
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Mark Mauvais
Admin
Posts : 3110
Join date : 2013-07-16
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:32 am | |
| Yeah I lol'd hard at ghost caught on tape. |
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Teresa Kinsley
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 1233
Join date : 2014-02-20
Age : 25
Location : Long Island, NY
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:55 am | |
| Not a fan of the drug joke. |
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Teresa Kinsley
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 1233
Join date : 2014-02-20
Age : 25
Location : Long Island, NY
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:27 am | |
| How'd would u react when these are the vows of your wedding?:
"I bet we've been 2gether for a million years,
& I bet we'll be 2gether for a million more.
It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed.
What would we do, baby, without us?
Sha-la-la-la."
Hint: It's the lyrics from a classic 80's TV show.
(please, don't ignore me like the other 2 jokes I wrote) haddock |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:35 pm | |
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Mark Mauvais
Admin
Posts : 3110
Join date : 2013-07-16
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:50 am | |
| My friend made this:  |
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Teresa Kinsley
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 1233
Join date : 2014-02-20
Age : 25
Location : Long Island, NY
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:26 pm | |
| Funny b/c it's true.  |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:03 am | |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:49 am | |
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Teresa Kinsley
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 1233
Join date : 2014-02-20
Age : 25
Location : Long Island, NY
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:47 am | |
| That one made me sad, Haddock. I didn't like it.  |
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IndigoTeen98
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 3454
Join date : 2013-07-18
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:01 am | |
| - Haddock wrote:
 So you're a vegan because you're against murder and animal abuse. So the animals aren't being ride by people when taking(cutting off) organic food. Lol, just a quick response to that. Also not every organic foods are actually organic. Though they may claim so. |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:05 pm | |
| - Teresa Kinsley wrote:
- That one made me sad, Haddock. I didn't like it.
Sorry, I delete it. |
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Teresa Kinsley
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 1233
Join date : 2014-02-20
Age : 25
Location : Long Island, NY
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:26 am | |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:32 pm | |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:43 pm | |
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Mark Mauvais
Admin
Posts : 3110
Join date : 2013-07-16
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:08 pm | |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:39 pm | |
| Not funny but very cheerful video. Two muslims in Finland made campaign against racism and prejudices in Finnish subway station. http://kioski.yle.fi/omat/olen-muslimi-halaa-jos-luotat-videoNotes say: Finnish man/woman, I trust you. I'm a muslim whom world has characterized as terrorist. If you trust me, hug me. |
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Haddock
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:38 pm | |
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RMX4
Psychic Apprentice
Posts : 324
Join date : 2015-04-04
Location : Subconscious
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:57 am | |
| - Haddock wrote:
Familiar to anyone? Lessee, 1, 2, 4, 5, 11, 16, 18, 20, and 21 u////u |
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IndigoTeen98
Psychic Jedi Knight
Posts : 3454
Join date : 2013-07-18
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:03 pm | |
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Slarganda
Psychic Padawan
Posts : 57
Join date : 2015-12-16
| | Subject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:03 am | |
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