A drunken letter (The Middle, Season 2: The Math Class)
Dear Principal Larimer,

I'm writing to bring to your attention an issue of concern for me as a parent. It regards one of your teachers, Ms. Rinsky. I have tried repeatedly to have an open dialogue with her about my son's education, but she has been completely uncaring and dismissive. Today more than ever, don't we need teachers who are caring and missive?

  Her teaching skills in math don't ad up. Maybe because when she was born, the numbers only went up to ten. If you wanna schedule a parent-teacher conference with her, god luck. Your best bet is scheduling it with the bartender at Beefsteak Charlie's. Glug, glug.

  Is this the kind of teacher you want at your school? One who, instead of nurturing our children, uses mind games and intimidation? She would've made a fine Nazi. Maybe she was. What do we really know about her?
                                                                                                                                                                                    Sincerely,  Frankie &  Mike Heck

Mainly, Frankie's the one who typed & sent the email after drinking 4 bottles of beer.   

Mark that is very funny about the black knight!!

That's hilarious Mark, don't let your wife see that.

What 'bout my joke?

It made me chuckle Teresa.

That lck knight thing was waaaaaaaaay back on like page 1.

"Chuckle?" Hilairious. Yah, let's all pay attention 2 Mark's joke instead of my new one that I worked a lil' hard one. [Sarcasm]    

my friend is a superwoman she's only allergy to pineapple, but she's very obsessed with it, every time she got allergy and sick once she take the pineapple, me and her family suggested her not to eat that again. she said she has a way to deal it, the way she deal with it is this : standing near the hospital eat pineapple then hurry to go into hospital to take treatment LOL

Sorry teresa I ran out of time and couldn't read it yesterday, I just read and ot is hilarious.

That's funny as well essa.

That is Great!!!

Lol four elemelons!



Crab smoking a cigarette. In England we call cigarettes fags. True story.

lol

a man that used to own a store in my town had a a pet monkey that lived in his store when he wasnt at work or went home, one night 2 burglers broke into his store and didnt know he had a monkey. well the monkey started beating the absolute fuck out of the 2 theives ( the monkey blocked the door so they couldnt escape ) they ended up calling the cops on themselves just so they wouldnt be pummled by the monkey. the cops had to call up the stores owner so he could get his monkey to not beat the shit out of everyone

How to speak "Murray"
1. "It'z 2:00am. I thought u were dead! I could u!"
Meaning: I was very worried about u.

2. "U broke it? It'z amazing. U lil' bastards ruin everything!"
Meaning: I find your behavior very frustrating.

3. (When u get an A on a test or something) "For someone so smart, u sure act like an idiot."
Meaning: Excellent work!

4. (When u find someone overexcited 'bout doing something w/ u) "Unreal. I raised a moron."
Meaning: I, too, am excited.

5. "You're not a total moron all the time."
Meaning: I love you.

6. "I raised a moron."
Meaning: I raised a moron.

Skip to 0:14. https://youtu.be/TFX8ypBEfeY

Keep it smooth guys...

Lesson of life.

Awesome   

Boring day

Familiar to anyone?

I do so many of those things.

Lol I've done 21 and like half the others.

I usually say 3, 5, 8, 9, 14, 15, 18, & 22.