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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:26 am

A drunken letter (The Middle, Season 2: The Math Class)
Dear Principal Larimer,

I'm writing to bring to your attention an issue of concern for me as a parent. It regards one of your teachers, Ms. Rinsky. I have tried repeatedly to have an open dialogue with her about my son's education, but she has been completely uncaring and dismissive. Today more than ever, don't we need teachers who are caring and missive?

  Her teaching skills in math don't ad up. Maybe because when she was born, the numbers only went up to ten. If you wanna schedule a parent-teacher conference with her, god luck. Your best bet is scheduling it with the bartender at Beefsteak Charlie's. Glug, glug.

  Is this the kind of teacher you want at your school? One who, instead of nurturing our children, uses mind games and intimidation? She would've made a fine Nazi. Maybe she was. What do we really know about her?
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Mainly, Frankie's the one who typed & sent the email after drinking 4 bottles of beer.  drunken 
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:55 am

Mark that is very funny about the black knight!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:20 am

That's hilarious Mark, don't let your wife see that.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:46 am

What 'bout my joke? Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:10 pm

It made me chuckle Teresa.

That lck knight thing was waaaaaaaaay back on like page 1.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:25 pm

"Chuckle?" Hilairious. Yah, let's all pay attention 2 Mark's joke instead of my new one that I worked a lil' hard one. [Sarcasm]  Mad Crying or Very sad 
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:28 pm

my friend is a superwoman she's only allergy to pineapple, but she's very obsessed with it, every time she got allergy and sick once she take the pineapple, me and her family suggested her not to eat that again. she said she has a way to deal it, the way she deal with it is this : standing near the hospital eat pineapple then hurry to go into hospital to take treatment LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:32 pm

Sorry teresa I ran out of time and couldn't read it yesterday, I just read and ot is hilarious.
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PostSubject: Essa is funny.   Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:33 pm

That's funny as well essa.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Sat May 10, 2014 7:09 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Sat May 10, 2014 7:17 am

That is Great!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:37 am

Lol four elemelons!



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:40 am



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:53 am

a man that used to own a store in my town had a a pet monkey that lived in his store when he wasnt at work or went home, one night 2 burglers broke into his store and didnt know he had a monkey. well the monkey started beating the absolute fuck out of the 2 theives ( the monkey blocked the door so they couldnt escape ) they ended up calling the cops on themselves just so they wouldnt be pummled by the monkey. the cops had to call up the stores owner so he could get his monkey to not beat the shit out of everyone

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:14 am

How to speak "Murray"
1. "It'z 2:00am. I thought u were dead! I could u!"
Meaning: I was very worried about u.

2. "U broke it? It'z amazing. U lil' bastards ruin everything!"
Meaning: I find your behavior very frustrating.

3. (When u get an A on a test or something) "For someone so smart, u sure act like an idiot."
Meaning: Excellent work!

4. (When u find someone overexcited 'bout doing something w/ u) "Unreal. I raised a moron."
Meaning: I, too, am excited.

5. "You're not a total moron all the time."
Meaning: I love you.

6. "I raised a moron."
Meaning: I raised a moron.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:32 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:47 pm

Keep it smooth guys...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:45 pm



Lesson of life.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:59 am

Awesome  Very Happy 

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:13 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:28 pm







Boring day
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:10 pm



Familiar to anyone?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:11 am

I do so many of those things.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:25 pm

Lol I've done 21 and like half the others.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Funny Stories   Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:11 pm

I usually say 3, 5, 8, 9, 14, 15, 18, & 22.
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